Smoking

I kind of like this write up byJR (Justrecently)

I am under the impression that, when someone approaches them,

Sir, this is a no smoking area..

Reply:What ? What no smoking ? I just want to relax and relief some stress and you have to come and spoil all the fun I have. This is no human right, you are violating me, you know that ? Do you know that ?

Erh ? Sir ,  but there is sign there saying “No Smoking”

Reply: To hell with the sign. Do you know those sign are only for show to foreigners that we have a “No Smoking” sign here is only to elevate our civilization level. Since all the Laowai has it, we must have it too. You stupid.

Sir, it’s the Law that says “No Smoking” and second hand smoke has been known to… (not finishing)..

Reply:There you come again with all the capitalist jargon, don;t you know that Law are made to be broken , why do you have to come to me at this most precious time I have , are you just jealous of me having my fun, you hypocrites, you smoked away all the weeds in your country and now I am having my good time and you have to come and spoil it all…

But Sir,

Reply: Don’t you sir me , GUAAAAAAAARD!!! , come and take this traitor out of my sight !!! Take him away….

Good night and good luck!

-woody