As election fever heats up, you will see tons of goodies poured in to create the perception of progress. Read this news, RM78 millions it says and suppose to create 500 jobs.
Anyway, this is how is going to happen in Bolehland (Peace be upon MGG Pillai)
- There will be site identified for that purpose. It will be in the middle of no where.
- The site normally belongs to some normal folks.
- But the government will acquire the land. Some company will be formed , JKR type (Jaya Kaya Raya type1). They will buy the land in hectors or acres at dirt cheap price and then re-sell the land the government in sqft. Yes, price will be greatly inflated.
- Once the site is identified, there be a 6 lanes road leading to the site. Trees will be fell to make the road, timber will be carted out.
- Again money will be paid to the JKR type company to clear the forest. The JKR type company will take the money from the government and sell the timber at the same time to even make more money.
- The site will be cleared off much bigger than expected, so that more tree will be chopped and timber can be sold for money.
- At the mean time, some ministry will identify some “cream1” of the experts in the field. They will be send off to oversea for training, again, the whole kampung will be sent to UK or US or Aus. Full expense paid for study trip for 2 years.
- Along the time, more oversea fact finding mission will be conducted with shopping, sightseeing trip, belly dance performance as key itinerary .
- The construction of building again will be negotiated out of the backdoor. Without proper open tender. Price again will be inflated to allow more rent seeking activities in between.
- Because more sub-sub-sub-contracting works that went without tender, all you get now is sub quality design that cannot even be inhabited (burst-pipe-leads-to-flooded-health-clinic-samy.pdf).
- At the end, the project will be abandoned. Or hopefully , not collapsed all together. Like this one (second-building-faces-collapse.pdf).
- Public work minister will be screaming with shock all over newspapers and wants answer. But no one to provide.
- ACA 3 will be investigating .
- The Experts2 comes home to Bolehland after all expense paid trip exhausted the funding.
- Another Election coming. The “Expert” will be a candidate in the election.
- Story closed.
Any Research and Development center can be housed somewhere far away, perhaps in some existing site no longer in use . All you need is just small building with little road leading to it near the forest area. Those scientists can take shower and make some quick overnight trip when collecting wild samples.
A Bio-diversity research center is not your average factory with 500 workers churning products 24 hours and 3 shifts daily. I’d wish that is the case. It has probably 20-30 staffs only and any office lot can house them easily.
Footnote:
- This kind of company will be shady RM2 company by the cronies of the politburo. Wawasan Jaya ****blah kind of companies. (Good name will be Pegawai Jaya- Datuk Kaya-Tengku Raya- Sdn Bhd. )
- Cream/Expert here means cronies and nephew of some politicians. Not real expert.
- ACA means “Accept Cash Agency”
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